The title of my blog today is Nana-isms. These are phrases that Nana uses that are
unique to Nana’s vocabulary, like…..
“It’s raining cats and dogs and hammer handles.” I asked Nana where she heard this phrase and
she said that her mom and dad said it when she was growing up. I’ve heard the “cats and dogs” phrase, but I’m
clueless where the hammer handles come into the picture. Nana didn’t know either but it seems normal
to her because she’s been saying it all her life.
While I was combing Nana's grandkitty, Mitzi and talking to Nana on the
phone one morning, Nana remarked that she had already combed her hair for the
day. Then she delivered the newest
Nana-ism “Brush your teeth and comb your hair and you’ll look like a
millionaire.” She told me she heard the phrase
in her childhood. It’s amazing to
me I’ve never heard her say
that before. Nana can always surprise me.
Another famous Nana-ism is a phrase she calls “storm
air.” When she walks outside and the air
penetrates with cold and moisture, Nana says it’s a “storm air.” The funny thing is she's usually right. After her pronouncement, a storm is not far
behind.
At 89 years old, Nana gets tired more easily now than
when she was younger. I’m always
encouraging her to take a nap in the afternoon, especially when she hasn’t
slept enough the night before. Her answer
is always the same, “I’m not a daytime sleeper.” She states this Nana-ism like any
indisputable fact. That’s the end of the
discussion.
Whenever Nana and I are talking about numbers,
whether it be her checkbook total, or the price of bananas, she frequently says,
“go figure.” That’s one of her favorite
Nana-isms. For Nana to “go figure” she
uses a pencil and piece of paper, not a calculator. This woman can add and subtract in her head
faster than I can enter the numbers in a calculator. She still does her own checkbook and balances
her bank account statements every month.
She may only have an eighth grade education, but she does know how to “go
figure.”
As I write this, it’s starting to rain - I'm waiting to
see the “cats and dogs and hammer handles.”